Field Operations Professional Pillows

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Pull the udder one

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Clandestine cows.

Wilfried Zaha

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Referee

Desert Vet.

Hazards of field research.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Effective farming.

Sun for the Farmer.

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

Soccer and pandemic

"Eww! A tick!"

Sporting School of Exellence

Brain in gear first!...