Field Worker Pillows

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'The circle is complete!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Where's my glove?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Clandestine cows.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?