Field Worker Prints

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'The circle is complete!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Where's my glove?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'A word in my office Jones.'

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'