Field Operator Prints

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The circle is complete!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Scarecrows guarding a field

Pull the udder one

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Clandestine cows.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Wilfried Zaha

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Ohm sweet Ohm

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.