Production Operator Prints

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Time Clock

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I found another pothole.'

Satis Factory Tour

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Printers

Industrial Beautification van

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."