Operation Operator Prints

We were thinking, for the next back surgery, maybe it would be easier just to roll the patient over.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Time Clock

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Thermidor Dali

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Printers

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'