Press Operator Prints

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Printers

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Newspaper suicide.

Police film evidence

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum