Press Regulator Prints

Hacked Off

Who reports on the reporters?

Trial by Media

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Newspaper suicide.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Tempest in a Teapot

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Free press.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Freedom of the Press

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

World Financial Mafia