Press Regulator Prints

Hacked Off

Who reports on the reporters?

Trial by Media

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Free press.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Freedom of the Press

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

World Financial Mafia

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.