Press Watchdog Prints

Trial by Media

Erdogan.

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

Armored to the press

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

A Little Extra

"AI chat bot"

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Turkey, present day...

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.