Camera Operator Prints

'We are making a film of the book.'

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Relax, Maude and watch the birdie'.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Local News in Heaven

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Ever ask yourself how one could be all over the world at the same time on Christmas Eve?'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Okay, hold that cogent legal point until we're back from commercial.'

News crews fight for coverage

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Reality TV

"So how are you feeling right now? Pretty nervous I imagine?"

"Okay, now cry."

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

Man stuck on island given island makeover and left behind.

"Road? What particular road are we talking about here? You'll have to be more specific..."

Lion trainer interviewed whilst lion eats camera operator.

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Golf on TV

"Are robocalls a problem? Heck no. I gave up answering the phone years ago."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"This is only a test. Had it been an actual emergency, we would have been long gone."

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Not another party political broadcast."

'This isn't for real, pass it on.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Police film evidence

'Welcome to the new reality show. Who's the real-life whistle-blower?'