Cat Cam Operator Prints

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"First date hairball... awkward."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Police film evidence

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge