Cat Video Critic Prints

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Sick Exhibitionist

"Allow Me"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."