Cat Critic Prints

Honk If You Hate Cats

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Sick Exhibitionist

"A cat wouldn't answer."

"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

Biofelineism

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The new Physics

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Whistler's father.