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'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

Sick Exhibitionist

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Allow Me"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

Cats before You-Tube

"A cat wouldn't answer."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"