Film Critique Cat T-Shirts

"The bastardized representation of cat culture in the upcoming Cats film is yet another egregious example of commodification and cultural appropriation exacted for human profit at the expense of feline communities."

Biofelineism

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

True Story Movie

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Oh man, every time.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Film Critic

"Is it any good?"

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

"Allow Me"

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t