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'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Great mouser!

Cats the musical

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Sick Exhibitionist

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

"If you fits, you sits!"

The making of funny cat videos.

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Honk If You Hate Cats