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The making of funny cat videos.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'The butler did it.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Great mouser!

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cats the musical

Cat Video Cinema.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

Cats before You-Tube

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"If you fits, you sits!"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."