Feline Filmmaker Pillows

The making of funny cat videos.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'The butler did it.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Great mouser!

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cats the musical

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Kitty Litter

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"If you fits, you sits!"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."