Amateur Cat Cinematographer Pillows

Cat Video Cinema.

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Now I really hate poetry."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats on Board.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."