Feline Film Critic Gifts

Cat Video Cinema.

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Cat on a hot tin roof.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Great mouser!

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Cats the musical

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Sick Exhibitionist

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

The Thinker and The Stinker

"If you fits, you sits!"

The making of funny cat videos.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."