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'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Doggy-3D

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Cats the musical

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

Atomic Wait

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

The making of funny cat videos.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

"Tree's up!"

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

PETFLIX

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'