Movie Buff Feline Edition Prints

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Doggy-3D

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Cats the musical

Cat Video Cinema.

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

Atomic Wait

The making of funny cat videos.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"If you fits, you sits!"

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Tree's up!"

PETFLIX

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

Here comes the award for the best animal movie. I've seen them all. "Elephant in the Room"? Forgettable. "Birds of a Feather"? Flighty. "Happy as a Clam"? All wet. And the winner is "Playing Possum." Ooh! A sleeper!

"Who cares about the sound of one hand clapping? The only sound that matters is the sound of an electric can opener."