Feline Film Buff Gifts

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

PETFLIX

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

Pet Cemetery.

Funky Facts: Cats

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Artists Cats

"I call it Distressed Feline."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Treading a fine lion.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"This is the best part of the movie."