Film Critique T-Shirts

"Bloody hell!"

'And now for BEST MOVIE ERODING AMERICA'S MORAL VALUES...'

"This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem?" "Movie critics." "For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional." "You said 'Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner.'" "See? Completely objective." "You said 'Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is.'" "Objectively speaking."

"I'd like to return this TV. Every show and movie I watched on it was terrible."

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Yes, this is a pirated video. How could you tell?"

Cowboy shoots a rattlesnake

'They always off the mom.'

'Oh man, every time.'

'That movie did certainly seem to touch a nerve.'

'If I see one more horror movie about serial killers... I'll scream.'

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Film Critic

"Great weaponry."

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"