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"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

True Story Movie

Oscars 2024

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'Vacuums!'

The Pride of Frankenstein

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

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