Video Critique Enthusiast Prints

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Books that stayed books.'

Katy Perry

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

Covid Podium

Taylor Swift caricature

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

Soup art attack

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

"This is going to be a great video!"

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'I like to watch my wedding video running backwards so I can walk out of church a free man!'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."