Production Operator Mugs

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Time Clock

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I found another pothole.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Satis Factory Tour

Printers

A fly on the wall documentary.

Industrial Beautification van

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.