Plant Operator Mugs

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Industrial Beautification van

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.