Plant Operator T-Shirts

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Industrial Beautification van

A fly on the wall documentary.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'