'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
Machinery Operator T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that honors a machinery operator? Our range features clever, humorous graphics that showcase their profession with style and personality.
Acme Construction Co. Today: Bob Simms on Excavator. Julio Garcia on Backhoe. Mike Hogan on Grader. Tony Rizzo on Compactor. Reggie Tucker on Pipelayer.
'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'
For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.
'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'
A semi-automated coconut harvester.
'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives
"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."
Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
If nobody had invented graphics
"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Future garbage truck driver.
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."
'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'
Local News in Heaven
'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'
Police film evidence
“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”
"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."
"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."
Time Clock
U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News
'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'
"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
'I found another pothole.'
A fly on the wall documentary.
"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."
The Making of a Gag Cartoon
'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'
A convict escaping during the press scrum
'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'
Machinery Operator T-Shirts Collection
Machinery Operator Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs featuring machinery operator themes—perfect for coffee breaks or to bring a touch of humor to their day.
Machinery Operator Pillows
Give a cozy gift with pillows that honor machinery operators—fun, comfortable, and perfect for their work or relaxing at home.
Machinery Operator Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints celebrating machinery operators—unique, witty designs that showcase their profession creatively.