Machinery Operator Pillows

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Time Clock

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I found another pothole.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.