Heavy Machinery Operator Pillows

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Digger.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Crane fishing

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

strong man bends an iron bar

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

A cheese grader

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'