Heavy Machinery Enthusiast Pillows

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"

Acme Construction Co. Today: Bob Simms on Excavator. Julio Garcia on Backhoe. Mike Hogan on Grader. Tony Rizzo on Compactor. Reggie Tucker on Pipelayer.

'Not only did you run a red light, you crushed it!'

'Ted failed to follow the advice on his eye drops that he should not operate heavy machinery after using them. Now he's trying to figure out who to sue.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Put some beef into it, McAuliffe - you're flagging!'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Digger.

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

Cat flap for a truck.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Milk production

Robot Truck.