Heavy Lifters Pillows

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Brawnstorming session.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'