Heavy Lifters Pillows

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup