Lifter Pillows

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Travelling

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Airport

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.