Lift Worker Pillows

How a Service Lift Works.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'A word in my office Jones.'

The next fast train has gone.

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."