Lift Worker Gifts

How a Service Lift Works.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

The next fast train has gone.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."