Lifter Mugs

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Travelling

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Airport

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Brawnstorming session.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

strong man bends an iron bar

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.