Lifter Lover Mugs

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise now!

"The boss can see you now."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Stratigraphy

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Battery lifting weights

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Walking To School Simulator

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

The Critic...

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Exercising your heart.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."