Lifter Lover T-Shirts

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"The boss can see you now."

Exercise now!

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Stratigraphy

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

Battery lifting weights

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

Walking To School Simulator

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The Critic...

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Exercising your heart.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'