Lifting Lover T-Shirts

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise now!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Battery lifting weights

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Walking To School Simulator

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Exercising your heart.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.