Lifting Lover T-Shirts

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise now!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Battery lifting weights

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Walking To School Simulator

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Body Building Mishap

Brawnstorming session.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Exercising your heart.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.