Lift Operator Mugs

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

Yo-Yo Elevator

'I understand this is the world's fastest elevator,'

'Let's take the stairs.'

"Down please..."

"I'm dating a lift operator..."

"How's your job as a lift operator going..?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Husband bakes a pie

Crane fishing

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Speeding Forklift

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Brawnstorming session.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Pushy Coach.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'