Weight Lifter Mugs

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

Heavy syrup

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'The people downstairs are complaining again.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I was building up my pecs."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Weight lifter with birds.

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

'He won't lift a finger at home !'

Halterofilism.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

Where Skim Milk comes from.