Heavy Lifter Pillows

Workmen Lifting.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Frank's Moving Co. The keys to success in this business are relocation, relocation, relocation!

Anabolic Steroids

strong man bends an iron bar

'No, I don't sell too many but it is good exercise.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Dog Weightlifting

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Brawnstorming session.

Body Building Mishap

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'