Weight Lifting Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Battery lifting weights

"How much could your mother bench?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'