Power Plant Worker T-Shirts

Awareness!...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Power Station

Nuclear energy.

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

Industrial Beautification van

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Who is to blame?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

The Procrastinator

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Camel In The Tent

"Woo-hoo!"