Power Plant Worker Pillows

Awareness!...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Power Station

Nuclear energy.

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Industrial Beautification van

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.