Power Company Worker Pillows

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Neversource"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Industrial Beautification van

Electricity Bills

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Home Heating Oil

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Power Station

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

The World wasting water.