Energy Company Worker Pillows

'And next time, ask them to send a thinner meter-reader!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Who is to blame?'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.

Oil Industry Safety.