Energy Company Worker T-Shirts

'And next time, ask them to send a thinner meter-reader!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.

BP corporation has money spewing uncontrollably from it.

BP's Spill Bill

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'